Lanpa empat, lima lingyit.

REAL UNCLE

Went to petrol kiosk under my house to pump,

to make sure i'll be super punctual tmr morning 8am-_-"

Then after i paid at the counter, before i left,

Damn loud, I heard a uncle said:

"Lanpa empat, lima lingyit"

*Bahasa Hokkienyu (Melay+Hokkien) sounds like :" Selling four lanpas at five Ringgit"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Nombor empat, lima ringgit", it was- -..

So random.
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Month back, I went to 1U kaka caocao..

with John, we went into Levi Strauss..

Jeans hunting.

N there're couple of college kia..

Sales 'auntie' girl(SAG): This is our latest 503 product.

Student A: Oh..

SAG: This is last season's 502..

Student B: Wah..

Testing on 503 n notice it's abit of tight, Student C asked:

Do u hav 504? This not ngam..

SAG: Har?There's no such products le..

ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*But after i search the internet, there's 504, probably it's not on KL shore yet.

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Years back went to a buddy's house for Karaoke.

And here comes Jay Chow and friend's dad.

Me n friends: Hi Uncle.

Uncle: Wah, so happy a? Don't turn my house around ya.

Me: Uncle come sing la. His son was kicking my leg indicating 'no no no'

Then uncle: ok la ok la..I sing i sing..

*Notice I mentioned Jay Chow is on the way..

亲爱的总些事是没办法教~~Trembling
表错情的感觉有一点糟 ~~Tarik kuat kuat
赖着不走 会让人 很感冒~~Tarik again..

~Cut short to end~

有一股自信的骄傲 我看得到 ~~Oh Yeah!!!!!(his own lyric)

All my friends clap hands n said..

Wow uncle, lihai lihai~~

In mandarin, his son said: It's not tradition chinese opera la, why're u trembling and tarik-ing ur voice?!?!??!

LMAO~!

n DOTZ, rich man kids-_-"